wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

reasonsmykidissmiling:

"It’s his first time on live television. Apparently."
Submitted By: Carla F.
Location: Pennsylvania, United States
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From the “Reasons My Kid Is Smiling” page, but too great not to share here too.

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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bluepueblo:

Country Home, England
photo via erin

bluepueblo:

Country Home, England

photo via erin

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purple-elephants-everywhere:

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

Daily cute

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bluepueblo:

Golden Park, Craiova, Romania
photo via cinda

bluepueblo:

Golden Park, Craiova, Romania

photo via cinda

"

Imagine this:
Wendy Darling becomes a pilot as soon as she comes of age,
because she was always going to find a way to fly,
and night after night sitting by the windowsill never got her anywhere
other than the ground.
When told of her curse, Sleeping Beauty goes in search of a spindle.

Imagine this:
Instead of mounting the land with her feet full of needles, Ariel watches as her lover slides into the ocean with his legs blurring into scales.
One night, Belle finds herself growing a set of fangs and a coat of shaggy fur to match her Beast’s, and finds that she prefers jagged claws to blunt fingernails.

Imagine this:
Susan Pevensie is not shunted from her kingdom
because she learned to use the only weapons she had at hand,
forfeiting her bow and arrow for red-lined lips and slick nylons.
After her feathers bloom like they do every night, Odette goes to find the sorcerer
and plunges her beak into each of his eyes.

Imagine this:
True love’s kiss is sitting quietly in the middle of their priorities.
If they find themselves locked in a castle, they break down the walls.
Give me princesses in tattered chainmail or ripped dresses
or both
or neither.
Give me princesses who ride around, slaying dragons
or mounting them and claiming the sky.

Imagine this:
When they are placed up in a tower and told to wait for their hero,
our princesses take their fate by the guts
slide their thighs around the neck of their thrashing dragon
and take to the stars.

"

'Reinventing Rescuing, ii,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

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andy065:

Fuck your house.

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